Welcome to The Vehicle Graveyard
A memorial to the 10+ vehicles that couldn't survive the Cindy Experience™
10+
Vehicles in 5 Years
That's like... 2 cars per year. HOW?!
The Fallen
Each headstone represents a vehicle that met its fate in Cindy's hands. Press F to pay respects.
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Car #1
"The Starter"
It was young. It was hopeful. It didn't know what was coming.
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Car #2
"The Optimist"
Thought it could do better than #1. It was wrong.
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Car #3
"The Fighter"
Lasted longer than expected. Still didn't make it.
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Car #4
"The Big One"
Size doesn't matter when Cindy's driving.
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Car #5
"The Midlife Crisis"
Was supposed to be THE one. Narrator: It wasn't.
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Car #6
"The Truck Phase"
Cindy tried trucks. Trucks tried back.
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Car #7
"The Economy Choice"
Good gas mileage. Bad Cindy mileage.
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Car #8
"The Pennsylvania Car"
Died somewhere on I-80. Fitting.
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Car #9
"The Denver Ride"
Couldn't handle the altitude. Or Cindy.
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The Motorcycle
"The Bold Choice"
Crashed. Sold. Never spoken of again. Until now.
CURRENT CHAMPION
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The Current Vehicle
Against all odds, this one is still alive!
Status
🟢 ALIVE (for now)
Quality
✨ Actually Nice!
Odds of Survival
🤞 We're hopeful
By The Numbers
10+
Vehicles Owned
5
Years of Chaos
2
Cars Per Year (avg)
1
Motorcycle Crashed
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Mechanic's Tears
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Insurance Claims